Ninja Sex Party – It’s Bedtime Lyrics

Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors
Who knew? Yeah, people have told us that before
[Verse 2]
Little child just relax now
Let Brian play some gentle sax now
I’ll use this jackhammer right outside your door
The vibrations will help you sleep for sure
[Chorus]
It’s bedtime (It’s bedtime)
Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes
It’s bedtime (It’s f*ckin’ bedtime)
Fighter jets tearing across the sky
It’s bedtime (It’s bedtime)
There’s a boatload of pirates and they’re fighting police
It’s bedtime (It’s f*ckin’ bedtime)
Here’s a carnivorous beaver and he’s hungry for meat
[Spoken word]
Do you ever think about how ghosts can’t be stopped by anything? Put your hook hands up! [Verse 1]
Little child close your eyes
You’re like an angel in the moonlight
While you’re dreaming a new day waits for you
Let this lullaby carry you through
Shh
[Chorus]
It’s bedtime (It’s bedtime)
Let my army of demons rock you to sleep
It’s bedtime (It’s f*cking bedtime)
Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep
[Spoken word]
I see you’re still awake for some reason
Was it the guitar solo? Check out my airhorn
[Chorus]
It’s bedtime (It’s bedtime)
Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams
It’s bedtime (It’s f*ckin’ bedtime)
Here’s one last bloodcurdling scream
[Outro]
Freeze! Was it the demons? Avast, ye mateys! Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from? Good night